Ladies form a line, please 🛀 #playa
hectic Friday night 😁 #notlongertillsims4 #realniggas
#fbf Big Day Out 🌻🎶 #vampireweekend
#tameimpala tonight. 🌞🎶
MAY THE 4th BE WITH U #starwars #swaggy
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH U #swaggy #starwars
#tbt 2012 formal #sick #realniggas
#sorrynotsorry it’s not you, actually it is you. don’t let the door hit you on the way out 👋😘
what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?
depends on what kind of hoodie it was
is he cute?
is it ed sheeran
i’d read it if it was ed sheeran
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?”
“Yes,” he replied and continued writing the report.
“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”
“Yes, that’s right,” he told him.
“Well, then,” he said as he extended his foot towards the officer, “would you please tie my shoe?”